I just did a clean-up to the old blogs that I used to own, thou I'm not religiously a blogger myself.
Surprisingly, I found this piece that I wrote, probably back in 2007.
I absolutely have no idea ... & it doesn't sound like who I am now ... I hope!
I am moving out from this place soon.
OK. That doesn't sound right.
Let me rephrase.
I am moving out from this shit hole soon.
OK, now that's more like it.
I have odd flatmates.
They are a couple.
The bitch is at her late 20s and the loser is at his early 30s.
What makes them a perfect match is, their big mouth.
I think there must be a yelling competition held regularly.
It's like once a week or more.
I bet, they must be having supernatural power.
Whenever they yell, they able to see things that we cannot see.
For example, dead people.
I think this must be it.
Because whenever they yell, the bitch will call her bf's ancestors all sort of names.
According to Chinese tradition, when we meet the elderly, we must be humble and greet them to show the respect.
So, that bitch is paying a hell lot of respect to her bf's ancestors.
I think, the loser is the next potential rich man.
He is a businessman who selling human organs.
Not all parts are available thou.
Sorry to those who's in need of kidney, heart, lung, liver, etc.
The common thing that is on sale mostly just his gf's private part.
They have 2 pet dogs.
Pet dogs are cute, up to a point when they don't get to shower for days, they tend to be more smelly than my ass.
Actually, they always smell badly than my ass, even just showered.
Those dogs always project desperate look on their face.
They are desperate because they want to go for a walk.
Actually, it's not the walk that they need.
It's because, they only get to shower before the couple taking them out for a walk.
I am thinking, pet dogs are like Hollywood celebrities.
They only get to shower when they need to be on red carpet.
Or else, explain this to me.
Why celebrities look horrible in paparazzi lenses?
I was happily moved in.
6 months later, I was so motivated shopping for a condo.
It takes 3 years for a brand new condo to be completed.
It's amazing how I survived all this years.
I should be given a medal being such a lucky survivor.
OK. That doesn't sound right.
Let me rephrase.
I am moving out from this shit hole soon.
OK, now that's more like it.
I have odd flatmates.
They are a couple.
The bitch is at her late 20s and the loser is at his early 30s.
What makes them a perfect match is, their big mouth.
I think there must be a yelling competition held regularly.
It's like once a week or more.
I bet, they must be having supernatural power.
Whenever they yell, they able to see things that we cannot see.
For example, dead people.
I think this must be it.
Because whenever they yell, the bitch will call her bf's ancestors all sort of names.
According to Chinese tradition, when we meet the elderly, we must be humble and greet them to show the respect.
So, that bitch is paying a hell lot of respect to her bf's ancestors.
I think, the loser is the next potential rich man.
He is a businessman who selling human organs.
Not all parts are available thou.
Sorry to those who's in need of kidney, heart, lung, liver, etc.
The common thing that is on sale mostly just his gf's private part.
They have 2 pet dogs.
Pet dogs are cute, up to a point when they don't get to shower for days, they tend to be more smelly than my ass.
Actually, they always smell badly than my ass, even just showered.
Those dogs always project desperate look on their face.
They are desperate because they want to go for a walk.
Actually, it's not the walk that they need.
It's because, they only get to shower before the couple taking them out for a walk.
I am thinking, pet dogs are like Hollywood celebrities.
They only get to shower when they need to be on red carpet.
Or else, explain this to me.
Why celebrities look horrible in paparazzi lenses?
I was happily moved in.
6 months later, I was so motivated shopping for a condo.
It takes 3 years for a brand new condo to be completed.
It's amazing how I survived all this years.
I should be given a medal being such a lucky survivor.
